MoFo Fill in the Blank

What is the My Big Fat Greek Wedding TV series dvd set doing here?

I'd ____ that for a dollar.

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100 Favourites From The Future: REWIRED

I'd buy that for a dollar.


I'm ready for the big ____, baby.

I'm ready for the big top, baby.

Is it ain't broke, don't _____ it/

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

If it ain't broke, don't bop it.

Grandmas are ____ with lots of frosting.

Grandmas are mummies with lots of frosting.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the ____ of them all?

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"Miss Jean Louise, Mr. Arthur Radley."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumpiest of them all?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the ______

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the prone body of Jill, because it turns out that whole story about "Jill came tumbling after" was a false witness statement.


Rock out the ______ tonight.

Rock out the underwear tonight.

Na na na na na na na na _____

Na na na na na na na na than Jones, you've been gone too long.

I'll be right _____

I'll be right always

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a _____
Jack fell down and broke his ____, and Jill came ___ after.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a shot of scag.
Jack fell down and broke his wallet and Jill came down behind him and hit him over the head with a huge rock and fell in a ditch and began to tweak on the scag after.


Roses are ____
Violets are ____

Roses are flowers
Violets are too.

Feel the ___

Feel the width of that bugger.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a _____
Humpty Dumpty had a big _____

Humpty Dumpty sat on a face,
Humpty Dumpty had a big butt.

Grandma got run over by a ___________

Steam-Roller

I replaced the couch with a __________

I replaced the couch with a human centipede.

Jack Sprat could ______ no fat

Jack Sprat could suck no fat

____ around the Christmas tree

Wrap around the Christmas tree. (I wonder if Christo does this for Christmas?)

All I want for Christmas is _____

TIME!

I have a headache mom, can I have some _____ please?

I have a headache mom, can I have some drain cleaner please?

To err is human, to ___ divine.