Guilty Or Not Guilty

not guilty


Have you ever started a rumor about someone that wasn't true?

Not Guilty, at least not to my knowledge.

Ever black out?

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Guilty..this thread has become somewhat redundant for me..I think?

Ever had close relations with your best friends wife/partner?

Not Guilty

Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

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Guilty, but it was all in fun and games.

Ever hang out in a pool with a dog?

Not Guilty

Have you ever parachutted away from a burning plane in the sky?

not guilty


Have you ever been caught in a traffic jam and you had to go pee pee so bad?

Guilty, that's why you should always carry a jerry can with you at all times, empty of full.

Have you ever been so wasted you mistook your closet/wardrobe for the bathroom?

Not Guilty, I don't drink

Ever go more than 48 hours without sleep?

Guilty, and I won't tell you the circumstances.

Ever had your hand/wrist broken?

Not guilty.

Ever go to church drunk?

Do weddings count?

Ever helped an old Lady with her groceries?

Guilty.

Ever walk past a person who needed help and did nothing?

not guilty


Ever had a firecracker blow up in your hand?

Not Guilty.

Ever go to the store and buy a bunchacrap but forget the thing you went there for?

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guilty


Ever forget what you are about to say in mid sentence?

Guilty, about 10 times... What was I saying?

Ever rung a wrong number and had a proper conversation with the person at the other end?

Rarely, but I'm guilty.

Ever watched a movie and forgot the entire thing the next day (for whatever reason)?

Not guilty. I've come pretty close though (ex. Forgetting most of the movie's plot)

Ever ditch a friend and lie to them about it?

guilty



Ever gone on two dates in one day with two different people?