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I don't usually give it much thought, either, but I had a coworker who freaked out and stopped liking Hardy after watching Bronson. Apparently she'd never seen an uncircumcised penis before and was traumatized by it.

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I say threaten jokingly, and not post but PM. We talk through PM a lot. He loves me.

SO DONT FREAK OUT PEOPLE

I can see how that is possible. His penis does kind of look like some sort of slug.

Nah, dude. Nobody will freak out. It's 2014, it's perfectly alright for two dudes to share dick pics.

You know I know that, JJ, considering you and I share dick pics 24/7.

brb taking selfie.

Feel free to send those my way, too.

I hope you have a dual monitor setup. You are going to need it.

in honor of Tom Hardy night on the Chill Club

Not as good as Riff Raff.

I was wanting to do this joke in reference to Tom Hardy's penis, but it was too dumb: Tom Hardy? More like Tom hardly.

Tom Semi

Tom Shorty

Maybe he's a grower and not a show-er?

In any case, most men only wish they looked that good naked.

Have you seen Microcosmos? My favorite part is the part about Tom Hardy's penis.

I think it is. I was circumcised at birth and I don't like the fact that someone actually chopped off a part of my penis without my say so.

Tom Hardy's penis defies the laws of quantum mechanics - it's smaller than an atom.

"It may appear tiny to the human eye, but there is no denying that Tom Hardy's penis is as dramatic, action-packed and beautiful as any other. "

Synopsis to Microcosmos.

Tom Hardy's penis is what's leftover when you split the atom.

I'm going to chalk your jokes up to jealousy until I see proof otherwise.