Guilty Or Not Guilty

Guilty.

Ever flash someone your "goodies" at a beach or pool?

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"The dog is the god of frolic." ~ Beecher

"Exit, pursued by a bear." ~

No

Ever cut off all your hair?

Guilty.


Ever decided just out of the blue to throw away all your DVDs?

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My 100 ALL-TIME FAVE Movies

Don't be stupid. Not Guilty

Ever buy the wrong thing by mistake?

Guilty

Ever bought the wrong thing not by mistake?

Guilty many times

Ever pee in the bushes?

Guilty

Ever faked injury/illness to get out of going to a family event?

Guilty

Ever deliberately sneeze in someone's face?

Not Guilty

Ever trip over nothing in the street, then look down as if you'd tripped over something?

Yeah

Did you ever step in dog crap and not know you did and walk in the house with it?

Yes, unfortunately.

Ever empty the contents of the cat box into a trash bag only to have it seep out all through the house on the way to the dumpster?

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Louise Vale first woman to play Jane Eyre in the flickers.

Not Guilty (but then, never had a catbox either) but EW!!

Ever think something was broken, spent ages trying to get it to work, only to find out you'd not turned on the power?

Guilty.

Did you ever look for something and you're holding it or it's in your pocket?

Guilty (always in front of people too and often after accusing them of taking/moving it)

Ever bought something from a shop just because you need to use the loo/bathroom/toilet/shitter/whatever?

Not guilty (that I can remember!)

Ever complain to a restaurant waiter and make him/her take your food back?

Not Guilty (I'm English, I wouldn't dare )

Have you ever had to go through a vacuum cleaner bag because something went up there that you had to have?

Guilty

Ever have to do that with the garbage can?

Guilty

Have you ever pooped in the snow?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

Only when I was a baby, so...Guilty?

Ever set off your smoke alarm while cooking, and have to beat it with a broom to shut it off?

Guilty, guilty, guilty! It's a family tradition. Whenever we burnt anything we said it was an offering to the god of burnt toast.

Have you ever spoken a fake foreign language to intrigue or confuse someone? Spes lasti na.