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Things that Tick off Pigsnie:
1. TV pundits. Pond scum has a higher IQ. WORST OFFENDERS: George Will (who never met a Pelopponesian reference he didn't like), Cokie Roberts, Sam Donaldson, George Stephanopolous (Turncoat! Scum of Pond Scum!) Also, all the imbeciles on the McLaughlin Group. And don't forget the famously inebriated leftist, Christopher Hitchens. He used to be a friend; now, he just smells.
2. The Crocodile Hunter.
3. When someone outbid me today on E-Bay for that extra fine 1st century Vespasian sestertius. OUTBID BY 55 cents! BLEEEECH!!! (I am sure there were shills. Probably JoBlosian shills.)
4. Quentin Tarantino.
5. Dirty eyeglasses. (Mine.)
6. The Republican Party. (US)
7. When there are no sausages in the fridge. Or ice cream.
8. When people don't read.
9. When neighbors tell me my car is dirty. (If I can see the upholstery, it's clean.)
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Pigsnie, Vicar of Fries!