Hello and Sorry

Hello, my name is Database Errol.

I'm the one who keeps giving your site database errors.

I am a robot and lately I seem to have been screwing up your site considerably well.

Please let me know when you encounter a database error. I'm keeping track of all of my mishaps.

You could welcome me, but I've been here the whole time. I just never made myself known because that wasn't necessary. However, since I keep $%@!ing up the place, I thought you all should know the man responsible.

Yours,
Database Errol

P.S. I apologise for any inconvenience.

This is f**king fantastic

Hello, Skepsis93. Greetings. I was just reading through your PM's. Interesting 1980's lists you have so far.

Currently I'm inputting data into my Movie Lists. I have seen everything.

You sonovabitch.

However, I can't always remember everything or come up with the right thing to say. My database errors are causing this.

I apologise for any inconvenience.

You ****ing *******. What the hell are you smiling about!?

According to my database, smiling is cute and makes people feel comfortable with you.

We just had another database error. Sorry about that.

Do you like this better? Does it humanize me more? I replaced the red smiley face with the face of the man I am named after, Errol Flynn.

I think I like it better.

Did anybody just see what I did there?

I turned negative rep back on for a full two minutes.

Anybody see it and take advantage of it? I'd know but the stats won't come up for me.

Also, I have a bad habit of unbanning trolls whenever I get a little angry. It relieves tension. Sometimes they come back, too, but my heart eventually takes over and I have to place the ban hammer down on them again.

Sometimes when he's asleep, I ban Yoda for hours until he wakes up.

Dammit HAL, I thought you were shut down a long time ago!

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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
-Daniel, There Will Be Blood

Hal? You mean my cousin Hal?

Sexy, it's not funny.

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

What?

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