The Avatar Tournament -- Heat Three

Commie.

Fascist.

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Uday.

Uday's boyfriend.

Uday's dogfriend.

Wow, Chris. That really sucked.

You're only saying that because you can't top it.

No, I'm not. I'm saying that because it was really, really bad. Completely unlike you in every way to be so unfunny. I was just like, "Chris wrote that? Scary."

You're saying I'm usually funny?

Good enough for me. I stand by the brilliance of my first two one-word grenades, regardless.

Alright you two. Keep in in the bedroom!

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Bathroom.

Yeah, thanks to those who voted for my avatar.

I've changed my avatar -- haha -- again, since I recently became the assistant to Goddess Mona Afstarli.

All bow.

What does Goddess Whozitt have to do with Grace Jones?!?

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

They do look alike, don't they?