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I See You When You're Sleeping
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster



My life isn't written very well.
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing
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Get off my island
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like
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Mr M Rides Again

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I See You When You're Sleeping
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant



Revenge of Mr M's Avatar
Get off my island
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits



I See You When You're Sleeping
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying



Revenge of Mr M's Avatar
Get off my island
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing



I See You When You're Sleeping
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum.



My life isn't written very well.
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly,



I See You When You're Sleeping
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!'



Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down
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The wold is full of kings and queens
Who blind our eyes and steal our dreams
it's heaven and hell



I See You When You're Sleeping
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came



Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions



Revenge of Mr M's Avatar
Get off my island
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of



Get Low, Get Low, Get Low
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of little
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Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of little dinosaurs



My life isn't written very well.
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of little dinosaurs encased



Revenge of Mr M's Avatar
Get off my island
Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of little dinosaurs encased in



Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of little dinosaurs encased in sultry
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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."



Once, Jesus walked across his pool, but David Letterman forgot to shimmy up the balcony. Jesus looked across at the hideous goiter protruding and bubbling while Bob Hoskins ate lizard pants. Then horrified Mrs Hoskins picked her sticky hamster an olive only to discover a disgusting teabag implanted, intravenously inside it's bladder. Then Popeye smoked his huge pickle while reaching blindly, he pulled another hamster, squealing like giant rabbits enjoying chewing gum. Suddenly, 'crash!', down came millions of little dinosaurs encased in sultry silk
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"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......