Originally posted by TWTCommish
General rule of thumb: the dirtier a joke is, the funnier it has to be.
Rule of thumb? Intercom was so close to an incident I came across myself it's not even close to being amusing
BLONDE!
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back,
"You are on the other side."
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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me".
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes
on.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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OVERWEIGHT BLONDE
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for two weeks."
"The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the
blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead
that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."