2 cows in a feild one says moo the other says you c*nt i was just about to say that.
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Man walks into a bar!!!!!!
"Ouch"
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theres a chicken lying in bed smoking a ciggarette he angrily turns round to the egg and says well i guess we just answered that one then.
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Bosnian Land Mine Victim: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms
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what do you call a frenchman that wears sandals?
Phillipe Floppy
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Whats round and Orange ?
An Orange
Whats green and square ?
An Orange in Disguise.
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whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
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Man walks into a bar!!!!!!
"Ouch"
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theres a chicken lying in bed smoking a ciggarette he angrily turns round to the egg and says well i guess we just answered that one then.
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Bosnian Land Mine Victim: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms
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what do you call a frenchman that wears sandals?
Phillipe Floppy
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Whats round and Orange ?
An Orange
Whats green and square ?
An Orange in Disguise.
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whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
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Another high quality post by Fez Wizardo
Another high quality post by Fez Wizardo
Last edited by Fez Wizardo; 03-01-02 at 11:11 AM.