The Zombie Armageddon Thread

I made a YouTube video about this very topic back in January.
Here's my thoughts below (I start talking about zombies 30 seconds in).



Gotta love talking about zombies.

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Considering where I live, the obvious answer is to get some leather and a muscle car and take advantage of society collapsing to start living in the outback Road Warrior-style.

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Haha, this is a great thread..

In the event of a zombie apocalypse:

7. Farmers Union Ice Coffee. Refreshing beverage



Ice coffee to keep you wide eyed and alert while fighting off hordes of zombies for days on end.

6. Raincoat. Protection



You don't want zombie blood staining your favorite T-shirt.

5. George A. Romero. Who else ?



If your going to take on the living dead who better to have by your side.

4. Favorite T-shirt.



3. Chainsaw. Close quarters combat



Essential.

2. AA-12 Combat Shotgun. Weapon of choice






1. M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank. Transportation



Cruising through the city in this, you ll forget theres a zombie problem.

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I'd hope to have on some super comfy shoes that wouldn't give me blisters, so I could run away easily and faster from the zombies. Also, a big bottle of water. And that's about it. Maybe a butcher knife aswell?

Just a bit of pointless info you here...



You know this scene and these zombies are from Shaun of the dead, see the zombie in the yellow hat, well he is the charactor Tyre's from Spaced that also star's Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

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Zedlen My brother has this same t-shirt

Might I also recommend some instructions or something on how to drive that thing?

Ah, Tyres. I didn't notice him till about viewing number eleven.

It is awesome init I spotted him first viewing and its crazy if you watch the zombies through out the film you can see him or his hat wandering about

And here I thought nothing could stop his raving.

5 Essential Items To Have During Zombie Armageddon



1. A spade (sharpened)
2. A really cool trench coat
3. A pair of aviators
4. A sawn-off shotgun
5. A mysterious charm (so people think you're some kind of badass zombie hunter)


5 People I Would Want To Have With Me In A Zombie Attack



1. Batman (for strategy)
2. Dutch (for obvious reasons)
3. Indiana Jones (for luck)
4. Steven Seagal (for distraction)
5. Tricia Helfer (for moral support)


5 Places I Would Consider Holing Up



1. Helm's Deep
2. The disappearing/reappeaing castle in Krull
3. Fortress of Solitude
4. The Nautilus
5. A really big open field (hey, at least they couldn't take you by surprise)


5 People I Wouldn't Mind Shooting If They Became Zombified



1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Insurance company executives
3. Kanye West
4. Bad drivers
5. Nazis

Such a good post, I almost feel bad for nit-picking the fact that zombies could easily grab a hold of such a long coat. (Still looks cool though)

And that it's Dutch, not Duke.

That's what the spade is for.

Crap, I always get him and Bill Duke confused, even though Bill Duke is black and not fictional.

It's alright, I can understand how easily you can confuse the two.

But if you're looking for something essential, maybe something like a shark suit that covers most of your body and prevents zombies from biting.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!



Let's face it, he's all you would need to survive!!!!

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Chuck Norris can't be controlled. Besides, alone, he's still an asset. Really, all anyone has to do is survive long enough for Chuck Norris to (a) eradicate the living dead completely, or (b) invent a cure and still eradicate the living dead completely.

I accidentally gave you negative rep for that. I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thumb.

No worries.

This is gonna scare everyone, but...

there will be a zombie outbreak in 2041.

I've spoken about it in some of my books already. Now, that's still a long time away, but, a bunch of you guys will still be alive then...

It'll only last for two months and DON'T WORRY, they won't eat or kill people, like in the movies. They will still be dead, just walking around. It'll be caused by a virus.

Okay then, Psychic Isaac. I have a few questions.

What will the moral implications be regarding having deceased loved ones shuffling around harmlessly be when the governments of the world realize that we just don't have the room to let these rotters take up space like wildlife? Will they be bulldozed back into mass graves? Will they be netted and dumped into our oceans? And how will this massive effort be managed or paid for with a (presumably) large percentage of the world's workforce pushing up the daisies?