Have Y'all Come To Love Django?

Ha, ha! Not bad!

That reply is so typical of you, Uday.

You are almost agreeing with what Nikki said by saying the comment was "not bad", but it was clearly against you, saying you pay for sex. Thus, you are agreeing with that comment. But no one just agrees to something like that. It literally makes no sense.

So either you didn't understand her comment, you actually agreed with it, or you though that your reply was a smart and witty comeback. None of those fit in with the way a normal person's brain works. It actually makes no sense, and it's confusing.

And now you'll probably say, "Ha, ha! Clever, but not right!" But what will that prove, other than that I am right and that the way you structure your arguments is completely out of whack?

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You've already said that you swim on the beach, watch babes and eat seafood, but is that all you do? That sounds like it could get pretty boring pretty fast. And you always seem to get really defensive whenever we talk about your sexual preferences.

I think you're hiding something.

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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."

Like the fact he enjoys getting dicked in the ass.

That, and that he likes Gay Sci-Fi porn.

The reason I'm laughing is that your speculations have so little bearing on reality! In fact, it's kind of like watching a fantasy movie! Keep at it, you guys! This is getting to be somewhat entertaining!

Oh, yeah. It's nice bein' right.

I must have missed the "smilie crescendos can be used in lieu of arguments" memo.

MY NAME'S UDAY
(To be sung to the tune of Happy Together)

Conservatives watch out,
I'm on the prowl,
I'm gonna cause dissent, my friends,
Dissent, and how!
I'm going argue with the Head,
Starting right now.
Just call me Uday.
Oh, yes, I am Uday.

My arguments are flawed,
My logic's f_cked,
I say I'll go away, but then,
You're outta luck,
My reputation it is sh_t,
I think I loved:
But, hey, I am Uday.
The prodigal Uday!

I am hated,
But what would you do without me
to f_ck up your life?
Deep down, Baby, I think that you want me to stay
to keep fighting the fight!

If I think you are wrong,
I'll tell you so,
But if you think that I am wrong,
I'll never know:
I'll simply block my ears and sing
A Beatles song,
'Cause my name is Uday,
Hey Jude, don't be afraid.

I have a thing for men,
I like to hide,
By acting like a male pig,
With wanderin' eyes.
But friends the truth is I like suck-
ing other guys.
Yeah, name is Uday!
I like sci-fi and am gay!

I am hated,
But what would you do without me
to f_ck up your life?
Deep down, Baby, I think that you want me to stay
to keep fighting the fight!

I am hated,
But what would you do without me
to f_ck up your life?
Deep down, Baby, I think that you want me to stay
to keep fighting the fight!

My name's Uday,
What would you do without me
to f_ck up your life?
I think I'm Zorro or the reincarnation of Christ,
I'll keep fighting the good fight!


Recording coming soon.

Oh! *wild round of applause* Oh, who needs Sam Goody when you have Silver Bullet? Love it!

You're in a bit of a predicament, aren't you Django? There's no way you can really say anything now that won't prove the song exactly right.

For example, I already know what your next move is going to be:

"Da Na Na Na . . ."

Need I say more?

Maybe I do need to clarify:

What I meant to say was that the above song about me is on approximately the same intellectual level as that "Da Na Na" game you play with Chris in your spare time, Matt! Says a great deal about the two of you!

Yeah, only not.

Hmm... now, I think I've hit a nerve there! You're only denying the obvious, my friend!

Who's blocking their ears now?

You. Should. Talk.

Gee, that's the sort of thing that'll get you banned, Uday...