Ever done anything naughty outside the bedroom & got caught?

Well a few months back I went with my fiance to see the last of the LOTR trilogy and it had been out for awhile so there were a few scattered people here and there in a huge theater well me and my sweetie started getting frisky (nothing incriminating I suppose...) when the guy a fews rows in front of us turned and caught us. I was speachless. My question is has anyone been caught in a predicament such as this and if you have what did you say/do?

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Barbosa: "Thank You Jack."
Jack Sparrow: "...Your Welcome."
Barbosa: "No. We named the monkey Jack."

Pirates of The Carribean

One time, when I was twenty-one, my then girlfriend and I where in a park, sitting on a bench, and she was sort of straddled upon my lap, a cop car stopped right in front of us. The cops observed us for a few moments and then continued their rounds. That was the only time I was aware of being watched , and I've never felt caught anyway, only disturbed.

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Let us go, Through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster shells

From The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S.Eliot

The Pathetic part is I've been caught a few times. another time we (me and my fiance) were in the car driving down the highway. it was pretty early around 6 on a sunday morn so the highways were dead well I um well ::cough cough:: lets just say if you were driving behind us my upper body would have mysteriously disappeared. well neither of us noticed but there was a truck driver that was a few lanes over that was keeping pace with us. When I "reappeared" I looked up at the truck driver and he actually gave me a thumbs up lol it was kinda funny.

Sorry I didn't want to make this a raunchy thread I just thought there might be some funny stories to be heard