Cole's Movie Commentaries

I love that snooty "thanks"

He was into that whole Yale thing.
Yale thing?
Yeah, Yale thing.
What whole Yale thing?
Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

The earth just opens up and swallows them.

I have a meeting with Cliff Huxtable in 20 minutes

Swan, you're favorite movie is on!

I feel like a psychopathic murderer wouldn't be watching that.

So.. don't you want to know what I do?

No..
No.. not really.

You like Phil Collins?

I think I'm done with commentaries for a while.

Why?

Patrick looks at himself during sex lmao

Dude, I had to turn it off because my aunt and uncle are here............ AWKWARDDDDD

I don't think MovieGal would like this conversation

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When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
And what did the other part think?
What her head would look like on a stick... haha

I mean't in the movie. They were talking about women and personalities.

Do you want me to stop it?

No I'm going to stop. Sorry. This is the last time I'm going to bail on you for a while, considering I'm not going to do a commentary again for a while.

I was actually kind of enjoying this one, too.

That sucks. I had to pause in a little bit anyways, so it's no big deal.

Just remind me not to do them anymore. I hate bailing on you dude.

You not doing them anymore would be worse than bailing on me :\