Okay guys, I've been having some incredibly vivid dreams lately and last night's really took the cake.
I dreamt that I was returning movies to a local video store about a mile from my house... of course there is no video store by my house, but hey, it's a dream. The store was actually a normal looking home on the outside, but when I went inside it was a complete and total gothic dungeon. I picked up a movie to rent and went to the cash register, manned of course by Bruce Campbell, but not just normal old Bruce. Instead it was the evil dead Bruce from Army of Darkness, except he had a normal face with a scary cyborg eyepatch. I tentatively handed the guy a $20 to cover the cost of my rental and he informed me I had two late fees. I shrugged my shoulders (keep in mind this place was freaky as hell), blamed it on Mrs. Mose and told him to take it out of the $20. When I reached out to get change he laughed at me, and I'm talking Satan type evil laugh. He told me my late fees were now down to $1982.50. Baffled I asked him where he came up with that number and he told me late fees were $1,000 per day...
NOW THAT'S A MESSED UP DREAM!
To make matters worse, my body feels the need to wake up between each dream sequence, almost like an intermission. I used to never wake up at night and now I find myself waking up 4 or 5 times... That's some crazy stuff right there!
I dreamt that I was returning movies to a local video store about a mile from my house... of course there is no video store by my house, but hey, it's a dream. The store was actually a normal looking home on the outside, but when I went inside it was a complete and total gothic dungeon. I picked up a movie to rent and went to the cash register, manned of course by Bruce Campbell, but not just normal old Bruce. Instead it was the evil dead Bruce from Army of Darkness, except he had a normal face with a scary cyborg eyepatch. I tentatively handed the guy a $20 to cover the cost of my rental and he informed me I had two late fees. I shrugged my shoulders (keep in mind this place was freaky as hell), blamed it on Mrs. Mose and told him to take it out of the $20. When I reached out to get change he laughed at me, and I'm talking Satan type evil laugh. He told me my late fees were now down to $1982.50. Baffled I asked him where he came up with that number and he told me late fees were $1,000 per day...
NOW THAT'S A MESSED UP DREAM!
To make matters worse, my body feels the need to wake up between each dream sequence, almost like an intermission. I used to never wake up at night and now I find myself waking up 4 or 5 times... That's some crazy stuff right there!
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