The Sh*t List!

cuz we're cave people.

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on dance seul, on dance seul.....

We never liked your kind, always dropping it off at the wrong place.

Let's see..

The people at Journey's (Shoe Store)

Went in to buy some nice adidas shoes that were $69.99 and they didn't have them in my size, so I they asked me about if I wanted to order them, and I said no there was another store in the mall that I saw had them, then they tell me, no...these are a Journey's Exclusive, I was like sure ok...went to the other store and bought the shoes. Don't know what was "exclusive" about them other than being a buck cheaper.

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

You should have walked back in and said, "Hello. Do you like my new shoes? They're very exclusive, I think..."


Something that sh!ts me:

People who complain about narrow minded people while they themselves are the epitome of narrow minded people.

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Very nice Silver.

Here's one from earlier, but we're all better now....

My stereo. I finally broke down and got a kit to fit my Sony Xplod stereo in my truck that still had the factory stereo in. Stupid me, I don't have the diagram on what color wires go where. To top it all off, The blasted thing kept resetting itself whenever I turned my truck off. My dad and I tried twice to get this thing working right, finally after like a few hours of cooling off, my dad was thinking about things and we decided we should give it another shot, we go out there and switch two wires around and it works. I was so happy about it that I forgot about being mad, and I'm just really in a good mood right now

I worked for such a person for awhile.

Along those same lines...

people who try to be so different and unique, that they deny that anything mainstream, is of worth or value.

example: A friend of mine doesn't listen to any "popular music" or watch "popular movies" and if by some chance they do, they will always say it sucked. No matter what. He told me he hated LOTR. It bothers me that he can't even give me any real reasons why, either.

Probably doesn't want to admit that he liked it. I think I have had that kinda problem before. Where someone says they don't like a certain movie or something and then gives their sh*t reason why, "it was long".

I had a run in at the car wash yesterday where some guy I hardly ever talk to was askin me why I was talkin sh*t on him. I was like, what!?

I mean I was tryin to ignore him but the bastard just wouldn't let it be. Which brings me to another thing I don't like...

People who can't take your reason for the way something went as a good reason...they won't stop bugging you until the reason they want to hear comes out of your mouth

Here's another inductee to my Sh*t List...my grandma..

I know, I know; Sounds kinda harsh but my mom took a day off to help her move her furniture back in and put it just the way she wanted it (all the while my grandma is yelling at her), and then my uncle (my moms brother) calls last night and asks how it went and apparently, my grandma lied to him and told him that my mom wouldn't listen to a thing she told her to do. Got my mom all upset and it pissed me off. Cause it isn't the first time that happened and I'm getting sick of it happening. Next time I see her, there will be words.

Here's one: health insurance front-office phone answerers, who act all ticked off that you're asking them questions.

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Good times, noodle salad.

New one:

This lady at the car wash (I was waiting to use her stall) took 30 minutes to was her Ford Fiesta Hatchback. Not cool. I had to wait much too long. Only took 12 minutes to wash mine.

Got a call this morning, just past 9 AM from an MCI telemarketer (I guess having a last name that starts with "B" means I'm right near the top of their little list each day). She starts her sales pitch, talkin' fast as hell. I tell her I'm 17. She says...

"Oh. You don't sound 17, sir."

I wanted to burst into a tirade of profanity. Don't sound 17? So? I say I am, so back the hell off. I don't think she really believed me. Those vultures are gonna call back again later in a few hours to try to sell the same thing to one of the parents.

Wanna know a trick I learned about phone companies?

AT&T sends me these checks in the mail for various amounts of money; if you cash them, they switch you over to AT&T, it says that right on the check.

However...

They have to have a verbal consent to switch. All they have is record that the check has been cashed...they don't know if you're the one who cashed it. So I cash it, then they call, and I tell them I don't want their long distance services. Ha-Ha! That'll teach 'em.

I hate Julia Roberts!

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I have been programmed to talk like Sades.

Bah! What's wrong with Julia Roberts? I dunno about that.

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Don't even try it

That f*cking online casino it sucks ass

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People who bring a mentally disabled person to the the theaters. The kind of mentally disabled person who yells out every few minutes when something on the screen excites them. Furthermore, people who bring such a person to the movies, and let them sit really near someone else, rather than away from most moviegoers (to lessen the noise). Furthermore, people who bring this kind of person to Panic Room, rather than a comedy or Disney movie or something like that.

Oh well. Movie was still good.

I think I've had the same experience, only mine was on Planet of the Apes..during one of the trailers this person just yells out..."OH I GOTTA SEE THAT".

Here's one for the list, people working in a store where they know absolutely nothing about the products that are sold in the store...

Yeah but isn't that half of the working public I mean most people who work in stores are part time and couldn't give a rats ass what they're selling you as long as they get paid.

What annoys me is lamers working in video stores who know nothing about good movies, or idiots who work in computer stores who know less than a state education teaching manuals worth that pisses me off!!!

re: video store clerks.....The new girl looks at the dvd I'm renting and says, "Choc-lit"--That's a good movie (no attempt at pronouncing it correctly.)

My favorite thing when people would come in to rent a movie, for instance, What Women Want. They would come in and ask if we have What Women Think, What Women Really Want, or my favorite, "That New Mel Gibson Movie Where He Catches The Lady Looking At His Crotch".

I remember one time I had a couple of lesbians come in with a list of movies that dealt with homosexuality and they wanted me to look and see if we had each of those. I tried so hard not to break out in a mad laughter.