The "What if...?" Game

Oh the landing was in fact fake.... *gets punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin*

.... Owwwwwwww WHAT IF I TOOK AWAY YOUR MEDICARE MR. ALDRIN!??!!! HOW ABOUT THAT!!?!!!

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What if I hadn't joined this site?

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we'll manage to survive somehow

What if I meet the user who is going to post next?

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I'm in movie heaven

There's a good chance that we'd have little to talk about

What if funkslamdancemaster jay-jay man guy were somebody other than Sabreman79?

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we would all be screwed....
what if the dead characters from movies came alive in reality

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Just a dog? Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.

we would all be screwed....

what if people has usable wings? like a giant red bull commercial

that would the most coolest thing ever! lol

what if people could become invisible

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what if I didn't use such an obscene number of periods?

Then I wouldn't be feeling a little woozy at the moment.


What if roses never bloomed ever again.

that would be depressing, and the valentine hubbies would be pissed

what if darth vader came alive and became your best friend

I'd make an aweful lot of money.


What if the earth stopped rotating?

Alot of people would burn up and die

What if Martians invaded the USA?

I'd be hiding under my bed like a frightened little man child.




What if there was no such thing as movies.

We would all be watching crap on the telly

What if life were like a bad movie?

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Then Ed Wood would be God.

What if this thread was popular?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

Then it would get voted prom king/queen and get a tiara.






What if life was fair?

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

Then they're may not be a meaning to life, at least as we know it.

What if pigs could fly? (besides needing to wear armor and helmets)

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
My IMDb page

Then my mom would have to pony up all the crap she said I'd get, "when pigs fly."



What if you had to relive today over and over?

i would have a very boring life...o wait, i already do...


What if the writers strike never ended?

Then there'd be writers who are on strike and writers who weren't and the world would continue to wobble.

What if PimpDaShizzle V2.0 wasn't a pimp in real life.... ?

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