The Monty Python Quote-a-thon

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I ain't gettin' in no fryer!
That's right... Thank you Chris.

"Not to leave them room, even if you come and get him-

No, He's not to leave the room unless I come and get him"
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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg



"What about a kiss, boy!! You don't just go storming towards the clitorus like a bull at a gate!!"



It's "Well, at first..." for that Life of Brian quote.
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra



Exactly.

What a stupid comment to make, Knightmare.
I have no idea. I'm just a dope in a suit.




"they were being chased by the humungous beast... then the artist had a heart attack"



And now for something completely different.
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MiniDenny



Sir Robin ran away
He bravely ran away, away
He bravely ran away
When danger reared his ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled
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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."



"What also floats on water?"
"Very small rocks?"
"Churches!"
"Lead! Lead!"
"A duck!"



"Old woman."
"Man."
"Man, Sorry. Who lives in that castle?"
"I'm 37."
"What?"
"I'm 37, I'm not old."
"Well I can't just call you man."
"You could say Dennis."
"I didn't know you were called Dennis."
"You didn't bother to find out, did you?"
"Dennis, Dennis there's some lovely filth down here. Oh. How do you do?"
"How do you do good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britians."
"King of the 'oo?"
"The Britians."
"Who are the Britians?"
"Why, We all are, we're all Britians, and I am your king."
"I didn't know we had a king."
(That's all I can remember. I'll have to watch it tonight, that way, I can outwit you all!!!!! Mwhahahahahahaha! Come Patsy! We have work to do!)