Free Winona Ryder!

I know that they said she was caught stealing, but who among us has never stolen at least once? So I say unto the legal system:

Leave my woman alone!

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Lol. I think I stole a piece of candy once, when I was 5.

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One of the biggest myths told is that being intelligent is the absence of the ability to do stupid things.

I stole a stadium once.

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I'm a good boy.

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Another high quality post by Fez Wizardo

And then I stole several international airports...

And, she didn't get out of the store if I'm correct.

Sooooooooooo, there shouldn't be a huge trial, all of this legal mumbo jumbo and whatnot, just slap her wrist and let her go.

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

I once accidently stole a few football magazines which I thought were free. I threw one away before I realized they weren't, so I took the rest back and no one noticed. I'm a real bad-a**, eh? I don't think I've ever actually stolen anything "straight-up" though.

I took the cake, once.

Free her... Has she actually been thrown in the clink for any amount of time? Or are we talking "free" as in the abstract sense?

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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."

I then followed that up through stealing several Pacific islands an an endangered white rhinoceros...

You've got nothing. I stole the Victorian principles of the late 1800's. I've still got them locked up somewhere in a box.

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Everything is destined to reappear as simulation.
Jean Baudrillard
America, 1988

I also stole seven and a half planets from several solar systems.

I think they are making an example of her. I.E. "Why should rich & famous people get away with something your average Joe would get in trouble for?"
Besides, it's not like she can't afford the stuff she was caught with, why did she do that? Was she making a point? Was she high?
Why did she make that hideous Aliens sequel with Mrs. Weaver?

We may never know the answers to these questions...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

(don't call me Tootsie)

1,465.

I thought everyone knew that...

That's a lot of licking. How are you going to make anything last through that many licks?

Oh, boy. I'm not going there...

Go where Mary Lo?

I'll go there.

Go there? You keep a summer home there, bud.