Who's -your- Daddy?

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It's time to answer that question that has yet to be answered. Who is your daddy? Am I your daddy? how about Yoda, is he your daddy? Since he refuses to submit to DNA tests, I'm forced to only assume that Sexy Celebrity is my daddy, but I may be wrong, so if you think that you could possibly be my daddy, feel free to write in.



A novel adaptation.
I knew it! I had come to this site looking for you, and was biding my time with chit chat, until I felt the moment was right for me to create this post, in order for you to own up. Or, are you just quoting Star Wars... damnit! I knew I should have waited for a lengthier reply from you.

ummmmmm....so.... disregard this post as nonsense.

yeah.


daddy.
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I'm your daddy, Unregistered
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Oh, gee, what is going...

...on I don't know...

if you r a hot chick cul but if ur not f^*&^k off i am not gay

Whoops.
Wrong thread.
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Sean Connery is my daddy.

"You're the man NOW, dog!"
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