CONTINUING Pigsnies DAY ..
8.00-9. CHURCH! We always sit in the front pews. Liturgy very boring. The angel of the lord came & sitett in Oprah that belonged to Joeash the Abzirite. and then Gideon complains about how his family is the meanest in town, thats all I remember.
Pigsnie puts envelope in the alms basket. I put 2 pounds, sometimes 50p if Im goin to the movies later. Tooly is the altar boy, hahaha, he looks pissed.
9.15-11. SUPERMARKET!!! Pigsnie usually doesnt take me becuz I fill the cart with all sorts of crap but he takes me this time. Lets see, we bought bananas, melons, ground meats, cleanin fluid, bread, jams, butter, orange juice, ketchup, biscuits, eggs, flour, bottled water,veggies. I put frozen pizza, ptoato sticks, tater tots, potato salad, egg nog & 3 gallons of ice cream in cart, then wait to see if Pigsnie takes them out. He didnt, HUZZAH!!!! At the casher, Pigsnie says paper.
11.30-2.00. LUNCH! We dropped off groceries, then go to MacDonalds! I eat 2 BLTs, large fries, smoothy, Coke. Pigsnie eats 6 chicken wings (NOT enuf for ME!) & fries & Coke. He asks me what I did yesterday with Tooly & Patrick, then tells me were going to Foyles next. Foyles is a bookseller on Charing cross road.
At Foyles Pigsnie goes off to talk to Mr Park, the owner & I just wander around the archaeology & bodice ripper sections, hahaha!!! At booksellers, Pigsnie pretty much lets me pick anythin I want so I go nuts. I get
THE GREAT HEDGE OF INDIA - about a hedge in India
The QUEST FOR the true CROSS- why doesnt Indiana Jones look for the true Cross?
ARTHUR the DRAGON KING- new book about Arthur, WORTLE!
FARENHEIT 451- Pigsnie said Ill like it, its by Ray Bradbury.
THE Custom of THE SEA- the cover says it is a shocking true tale of shipreck, murder & the last taboo so I got it!
Oops, no time to look thru bodice rippers becuz Pigsnie just showed up. He put everythin on American Express gold card. Casher says, Will that be all sir? Pigsnie says, Are you buying little boys? I dont think thats so funny.
2.30-5.00. HOME and Pigsnie says I have to wash the cars, waaaaahhhhh. :bawl: And he doesnt help me at all. He just sits on the stoop & reads the papers. THATS THREE CARS and ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A HEARSE!!!
TO BE CONTINUED, my piggies are sore..