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Originally Posted by Mary Loquacious
Y'all have probably heard of some version of this: you figure out what your porn-star name would be by taking

a) the name of your first pet (or your family's first pet)

and then adding

b) the name of the first street you lived on (or remember living on)

to create the name.

My first pet was a dog named Flash, and the first street I lived on was Monroe Street.

So my porn name is Flash Monroe.

mine is **drunrollandsuch**

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I still Love Flash Monroe
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Sallie Cranberry

Tuckin' it between my legs and dancing in front of the mirror while wearing a dress made out of skin would feel pretty damned good right about now.

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!"
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Trixie + Herts Ave = TRIXIE HERTS
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Homie South (18th Street doesn't have too much ring to it)
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I thought you used this formula to work out your rockstar name or something. Ah well...

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*shrugs*
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Middle name plus favorite element then fav number

So I am:
Lupton Diamond eight

hmmmmmm nm
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Name = Sable Chucky