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HELLO!
I have bad news......
I just died.
Yes.
I have transitioned over to The Other Side.
So, that's where I'm writing to you from right now. I'm in line waiting to get into Heaven. And it's a LOOOOOOONG ass line, I tell ya. Think a really bad Black Friday checkout line times a million. I can see Ann B. Davis and Maya Angelou a few feet away from me (we're all in the V.I.P. line) and even they haven't checked in, yet. I bet they're pissed.
On the plus side -- Ann B. Davis. Oooooooooooh.
Anyway, I'm using this time to update my Twitter and Facebook and everything, as well as letting you all know about what happened. But don't be too upset! I'm FINE! I mean, yes, I just dropped dead, but I knew it was coming. I was supposed to die years from now, but I got word from the spirit world that I'm needed somewhere else, so I agreed to change my life contract and get out of here a little early. They let me die exactly the way I wanted -- suffocated to death underneath a pile of Playboy bunnies at the Playboy Mansion. Yes. It was a warm exit. No pain at all.
But, I'm sorry to tell you that this means that I won't be coming around here anymore. As soon as I get checked into Heaven -- which could be an eternity, I don't know -- I feel like I'm in that waiting room Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin sat in in Beetlejuice -- as soon as I get checked in, I'll be doing some wrap up business with God and the angels. Going over my life, what I've learned, seeing how I affected everyone in lots of small ways, etc. etc. etc. Boring stuff.
Then it's PARTIES, PARTIES, PARTIES!
Centuries of parties. All for me.
And THEN -----
I'm going to be reincarnated.
Yes.
And I'm not sure what I'll be reincarnated into, but I know this -- I won't be coming back as a psychic. I am DONE with this psychic business. I have had enough of knowing the future.
So, thank you everyone for all the kind words over the years. I'm glad I helped out a lot of people here with their psychic troubles. I'm sure I'll be seeing the effects of this during my life review.
Leave me some kind words and well wishes here and I'll be sure to check and read them from my smartphone.
Don't cry.......
We all go sometime.
Love and ... Love!
- Psychic Isaac
I have bad news......
I just died.
Yes.
I have transitioned over to The Other Side.
So, that's where I'm writing to you from right now. I'm in line waiting to get into Heaven. And it's a LOOOOOOONG ass line, I tell ya. Think a really bad Black Friday checkout line times a million. I can see Ann B. Davis and Maya Angelou a few feet away from me (we're all in the V.I.P. line) and even they haven't checked in, yet. I bet they're pissed.
On the plus side -- Ann B. Davis. Oooooooooooh.
Anyway, I'm using this time to update my Twitter and Facebook and everything, as well as letting you all know about what happened. But don't be too upset! I'm FINE! I mean, yes, I just dropped dead, but I knew it was coming. I was supposed to die years from now, but I got word from the spirit world that I'm needed somewhere else, so I agreed to change my life contract and get out of here a little early. They let me die exactly the way I wanted -- suffocated to death underneath a pile of Playboy bunnies at the Playboy Mansion. Yes. It was a warm exit. No pain at all.
But, I'm sorry to tell you that this means that I won't be coming around here anymore. As soon as I get checked into Heaven -- which could be an eternity, I don't know -- I feel like I'm in that waiting room Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin sat in in Beetlejuice -- as soon as I get checked in, I'll be doing some wrap up business with God and the angels. Going over my life, what I've learned, seeing how I affected everyone in lots of small ways, etc. etc. etc. Boring stuff.
Then it's PARTIES, PARTIES, PARTIES!
Centuries of parties. All for me.
And THEN -----
I'm going to be reincarnated.
Yes.
And I'm not sure what I'll be reincarnated into, but I know this -- I won't be coming back as a psychic. I am DONE with this psychic business. I have had enough of knowing the future.
So, thank you everyone for all the kind words over the years. I'm glad I helped out a lot of people here with their psychic troubles. I'm sure I'll be seeing the effects of this during my life review.
Leave me some kind words and well wishes here and I'll be sure to check and read them from my smartphone.
Don't cry.......
We all go sometime.
Love and ... Love!
- Psychic Isaac
