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Your standards for what makes a film
are truly facepalm-worthy.



Your standards for what makes a film
are truly facepalm-worthy.
I have high standards for my 4.5's, but I must admit I'm being generous. 4/5 it has to get at least though, from me.

You know, Swan, not all 4.5's have to be artsy fartsy stuff. Out of blockbusters, this one rocks, simple as that.



There are plenty of blockbusters I like. Jurassic World is not one of them. A truly terrible film.



There are plenty of blockbusters I like. Jurassic World is not one of them. A truly terrible film.
SWAN = Super Wrong Artsy Nihilist

MM = Master of Movies.

I am the God! *epic music playing*




A Lizard in a Woman's Skin



Could have done without that silly giant swan... I might have nodded off at that point of the film and dreamt the giant swan... I hope...