You want some advice? Um, don't pay. Go to theaters with side doors, pay a little and one friend goes in, buys their little ticket, you watch to see what side of the theater they go to, you meet them at the exit doors, everyone enters - box office discussion
Do I even have to go over how to get food in the theater? Pockets + Candy (please no chip bags or the like cause it's loud sh*t when you're down to the bottom and you got to crunch it to get the last bit of trash food) = cheaper food. Don't support their candy, I once saw a bottle of water, more like a thimble, for more than 3 bucks? Who do they think I am?
Um.. Don't film in the theaters, it's bad enough when you've got some nerd wearing a dorky vest coming in with a little flashlight - ruining my free mood.
Don't try to smoke in theaters, everything I've recommended SO FAR wont get anyone fired or piss off other customers/suckers. Smoking will make you out to be a punkass and you might feel tough until the big guy with the mustache feels like impressing his date by impressing your head into his knuckles.
If you're going to consume alcohol, do it like a champ. Don't drink and drive (It's important cause your night, or day if you're hardcore, will go from good to "This is stupid" real fast). Anyways, once you've found a way to get to the theaters (cab, bus, non-drunk friend) drink a lot before you go. Don't go with the loud guy that likes to talk trash when he's drunk or you'll end up in a fight you can't win cause everyone you're with is drunk. If you still aren't satisfied and must drink in the theaters, try to get the alcohol with limited stench. It'll make people angry, even if you're being nice cause they'll probably be jealous and wish they had though of it. I wouldn't recommend, but if you're gonna, Vodka works well. Sometimes the movie ends up better than it should have been, unless it's The Punisher, then no amount of alcohol is gonna save it.
By all means, if you've only got the friends that think it's funny to hear themselves laugh and fuel eachother with unseen mind force, tell them to shut up. It's better than the mustache saying "You must think you're pretty funny down there, wait till I flex my muslces around your head." Then shutup wont work.
Movie hoping - Do it. What's the worse that could happen? You'll get kicked out. It's a cheap and entertaining way to stick it to the man. I personalyl like to stick it to the man by going to an all you can eat buffet and eating till they kick me out, during which I make them feel foolish for hanging the sign "all you can eat."
This might be illegal - it's not recommended. So don't do it. But if you're gonna, I think these words of advice will make those around you more tolerant.
I didn't know there were more faces;
Anyone have good theater stories? Some guy got stabbed in the lobby when I was buying a ticket one time.
Do I even have to go over how to get food in the theater? Pockets + Candy (please no chip bags or the like cause it's loud sh*t when you're down to the bottom and you got to crunch it to get the last bit of trash food) = cheaper food. Don't support their candy, I once saw a bottle of water, more like a thimble, for more than 3 bucks? Who do they think I am?
Um.. Don't film in the theaters, it's bad enough when you've got some nerd wearing a dorky vest coming in with a little flashlight - ruining my free mood.
Don't try to smoke in theaters, everything I've recommended SO FAR wont get anyone fired or piss off other customers/suckers. Smoking will make you out to be a punkass and you might feel tough until the big guy with the mustache feels like impressing his date by impressing your head into his knuckles.
If you're going to consume alcohol, do it like a champ. Don't drink and drive (It's important cause your night, or day if you're hardcore, will go from good to "This is stupid" real fast). Anyways, once you've found a way to get to the theaters (cab, bus, non-drunk friend) drink a lot before you go. Don't go with the loud guy that likes to talk trash when he's drunk or you'll end up in a fight you can't win cause everyone you're with is drunk. If you still aren't satisfied and must drink in the theaters, try to get the alcohol with limited stench. It'll make people angry, even if you're being nice cause they'll probably be jealous and wish they had though of it. I wouldn't recommend, but if you're gonna, Vodka works well. Sometimes the movie ends up better than it should have been, unless it's The Punisher, then no amount of alcohol is gonna save it.
By all means, if you've only got the friends that think it's funny to hear themselves laugh and fuel eachother with unseen mind force, tell them to shut up. It's better than the mustache saying "You must think you're pretty funny down there, wait till I flex my muslces around your head." Then shutup wont work.
Movie hoping - Do it. What's the worse that could happen? You'll get kicked out. It's a cheap and entertaining way to stick it to the man. I personalyl like to stick it to the man by going to an all you can eat buffet and eating till they kick me out, during which I make them feel foolish for hanging the sign "all you can eat."
This might be illegal - it's not recommended. So don't do it. But if you're gonna, I think these words of advice will make those around you more tolerant.
I didn't know there were more faces;
Anyone have good theater stories? Some guy got stabbed in the lobby when I was buying a ticket one time.