The silly story game thread

I thought of this game this morning, basically I will post a sentence to start the ball rolling then someone else then will post another sentence to start to make a silly/funny/gorey story.

You can post anything for the story just make it funny and light hearted. It just for fun and to see where the story goes.

Eg - Man falls down the stairs...

next person...and lands on his cat...

next person...Goes to the dr's to get it removed... and so on.

Ill start...

Jack runs to answer the phone trips and fall's through the window...

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

..and onto his head, causing him to think he's a large ferret...

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

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...he ran down the lane and started to dig...

...burying his car keys because he covets shiny objects...

...stood up only to see a wild monkey with a big knife running at him...

...he threw a banana in the opposite direction...

...the monkey was distracted so Jack kicked him in the balls and ran...

....right into his mother-in-law...

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...who he also kicked in the crouch and ran even harder...

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

...he came across this on coming car, he thought he could play chicken and win but he was wrong...

and he was killed.

THE END

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One day you will ask me, what's more important...me or your life. I will answer my life and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life

Part II: An alien entered his ear after he was dead and animated his body and he stumbled into a Circle K...

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

... where he found the secret of life (after death)...

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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...he found this money clip on the floor with $1000 dollers in it...

... and he knew that it was worth nothing to a dead man, but even so...

...he walked around zombie like and then he felt the urge for brains...

...so he stumbled to the nearest person and attacked only to not realize that it was his sister...

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...he continue to chop though her body feeding, when there was a scream behind him...

...so he turned around to see...

... his mom approaching, teeth chomping wildly...