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Okay okay,
we've had several replies commenting on how easy it is to become a devil-worshipper.
The truth is, it takes alot to become a gosh-honest Fallen Angel Follower.
You can't just do stuff like listen to speed metal music & wear extra skinny emo-jeans.
You really have to commit your whole life to it.
The best way to gage if you're a true devil worshipper or not is try & evaluate how people will remember you after you die.
If most who know you will eulogize your memory with statements like "Oh, sure, he/she was often misunderstood b'cuz of their dabblings into the dark arts, but the truth is, we all know that deep down inside, he/she was a good person.".
For any soul wishing to cross over the river Styx, that kind of remembrancial* prose always converts into tokens with an insufficient value when submitted to the Tartarusical* turnstile located at Hades' gate.
No, if you really want the Lyin' King (Satan) to grant you entry into his realm o' sulfur & brimstone, you have to live the kind of life that will make even the Pope respond to your demise with "Oh good. Now he's/she's roasting in Hell."
Worshipping the devil isn't just idolizing a golden calf or sodomizing the neighbor's cat or reading KISS comicbooks in which each band member's blood was mixed in with the red ink. It's much much more than that. It's a lifestyle.
*Yes, these are terms that do not actually exist in the English language. They are words that I bastardized in order to get my point across. It's just one of things that I do to prove that my membership card as one of Lucifer's Legion is legit.
I'll see y'all in Hell.
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