If you ate yourself, would you still be considered a cannibal?

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You can't get through to the guy
Well apparently "It's only cannibalism if you're equals" (quoted from the TV Hannibal) and you can't get much more equal than yourself .



You can't get through to the guy
All the human food gags are flooding into my mind now, especially Licence to Kill's "He disagreed with something that ate him" and "The cream of Scotland Yard" from Doctor Who's Ghost Light.



If you ate yourself, would you still be considered a cannibal?

Yep.

Which makes you wonder, If probably eaten some dry skin off my fingernails cleaning them, Im a dude, so would that mean Im a cannibal now?