Famous Last Words...

"Bartender, bring me another bottle."

"Don't worry, I can pass this guy."

"Nice doggy."

"It's not loaded, I just cleaned it."

"Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?"

"What does this button do?"

"Take the short-cut, it's quicker."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I saw this on TV."

"What's that strange noise?"

"Okay, let 'er down slowly."

"Does this taste funny to you?"

What are your favorites?

"Yes your bum does look big in that"

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

"Okay Sandy Base, I'm going to touch the blue wires together..."

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The totally awesome and soul consuming TFH One a Day Reviews.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance" - Sir John Sedgwick *though they now say that these weren't his very last words.*

"What an artist dies in me!" - Nero

"Either the wallpaper goes or I do." - Oscar Wilde

"Bugger Bognor." - King George V

"Is it my birthday or am I dying?" - Lady Astor

"Oh God, here I go." Max Baer

"Goodnight." - Lord Byron

"I've just had 18 whiskey's, which I do believe is a record." - Dylan Thomas

"Ofcourse its not loaded"

"Lets go and see the new Twilight film"

"How much trouble could one kid be?"

"No, Grandma is only staying for a week."

"Let me do the talking, I know how to handle cops."

"Momma, I'm gonna get me a guitar, go to Nashville, become a big star and then throw a huge party for all my friends!"

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"Hey Virgil!"

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"Loves them? They need them, like they need the air."

"I don't care, I'm tired of being a wall flower, for once in my life I'm going to get on that dance floor and boogie!"

"No, Margarette quit drinking years ago."

"Alright, we're going to stick to the budget and only get what's on the list."

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