The Pick-up Artist (1987)
Director/Writer:James Toback
Stars: Molly Ringwald, Robert Downey Jr., Dennis Hopper
Genre: Comedy Romance
Rating: PG-13
First Watch
'A pick up artist meets his match when he falls for a woman in debt to the mafia.'
Ugh! I don't even want to review this. What a bad idea for a film!
We have an intelligent 19 year old girl (Molly Ringwald), who's a museum tour guide. She bumps into a 22 year old
pick up artist on the streets of New York, played by (Robert Downey Jr). She's not impressed with his pick up lines, but hops into his 1969 Camaro and has sex with him anyway. That folks is risky sex! I doubt that it happens all that much and it's not that type of movie anyway!
Besides, who wants to see Molly Ringwald who was 19 in real life and had just played a teenage school girl the year before, play car hop-bop.
But if that's not bad enough, we get scary, mobster types threatening to kill everyone and they mean it too. When they are on the screen, the movie is like
Wiseguys meets
Pretty in Pink.
This needed to be a serious thriller drama if you want gun toting Harvey Keitel to be in it. He's good but in the wrong film.
The Pickup Artist is not a romance comedy by any means and doesn't deliver.
Robert Downey Jr is lively in this and quiet animated in his performance. But Molly Ringwald is boring, her character makes no sense. She's out of her element her and another actresses should have been cast. Oddly enough you have Dennis Hopper, Harvey Keitel and Danny Aiello in this to boot. What a waste of talent, thanks to one stupid script.