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I ain't gettin' in no fryer!
I seriously doubt that they are the most poisonous spiders. A brown spider can do more harm than a Daddy Long Legs (sounds like a pimps name).

I'll have to check into it though and see if they really are poisonous at all.
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ooh sadie....find out., will 'ya?

daddy long legs are the ONLY spider i am willing to pick up......cuz they are the only spider i don't feel threatened by.....now you tell me this!!!! yyyyiiii yi yi yi
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I ain't gettin' in no fryer!
Well, any spider can bite you, THEY have to be threatened first, so if you're cool and the spider's cool, then you have nothing to worry about. Just ask any owner of a tarantula.



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about spiders, seems there's some confusion about what daddy longlegs are...
http://spiders.ucr.edu/daddylonlegs.html



who doesn'tknow what a daddy long legs looks like? looks like a dad.....with long legs. jeesh.

hey sadie, your link didn't work for me.



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Originally posted by filmfreak All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives
Several comon species of tropical aquarium fish (Swordtails off the top of my head) will change from male to female or female to male in order to even out the sexes in a given population. This is an adaptation developed for living in small isolated habitats.

-GTB
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Oh Baby.

I wish I was living in a small, isolated inhabitat.
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Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laserprinters all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey



how many seconds are there in a year?

do the math...no calculator's.............


WARNING: "answer" spoilers below
twelve.
jan. 2nd, feb. 2nd..........



Wrong.

You forgot the twenty-SECONDs.

The answer is 24. Now get smart!



okay, ........ smart@ss!......... then wouldn't each 22nd be twenty seconds and thus make it twelve plus 12 times 20 so........252?




That's too complicated. Please follow the K.I.S.S. rule:

Keep It Simple Stupid!

You were still wrong anyway. Send me a fax when you get smart.



wait a minute s.c.- you are calling me stupid?
oh man, that's it.......i'm callin' you into the jello ring baby, and you're gonna be eating the banana bits that have sunk to the bottom of the pit....for starters.........
*hands on hips foot tappin' smiley here

jeesh. what's a gal gotta do to shut a sexy celebrity up? get a fax machine?




your real name is S&M Celebrity isn't it?





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You have degraded my beloved thread.

Leave now before I unleash my army of black-footed ferrets.
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not the black footed ferrets.....anything but the flack booted parrots.........

so, you really want me to leave your thread fez?




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Well Patti,

Do you really want to mess with...

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