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oh jeez. lol. here we go.
Reservoir Dogs
"...and Mr. Brown sounds alot like Mr. ****."
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"Mr. Pink? That sounds like Mr. Pussy."
The Boondock Saints
Yakavetta: I'm having a ****ty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: ******!
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof! It's done. Then he says to the black guy --
Vincenzo Lipazzi: ******.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the ****** "What do you want?" And the ****** says "I want all my ****** brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof! And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
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Murphy:"You can go get your stupid ****in rope"
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[After dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Conner MacManus: Well, "name one thing you're gonna need this stupid ****ing rope for"!
Murphy MacManus: That was way easier than I thought it would be!
Conner MacManus: Aye!
Murphy MacManus: On TV you always have that guy leaping over the sofa --
Conner MacManus: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten ****ing minutes.
Murphy MacManus: We're good!
Conner MacManus: Yes, we are
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Rocco: F***ing... What the f***ing ****! Who the f*** f***ed this f***ing... How did you two f***ing f***s... F***!
Conner MacManus: Well it... certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Classics.
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