Twisted seat belts, cotton balls, spiders, orange LED lights, yellow traffic lights, dumb people, uneducated people, sh*tty movies, easy ways out, not being honest, not finishing something you start, not being able to have money, not being able to take my dog to the pizznark', movie theaters and their ridiculous prices, bottled water, sand fleas, deep water, failed plans, petty arguments (for the most part), did I mention cotton balls?, junk mail, junk e-mail, internet slang - LOL, ROFL, BTW, when guys type a laugh like this - hehehehehehe because it's supposed to go - hahahahahahaha, when people call soda pop, pop is a sound not a drink, litterers, tree huggers, democrats - especially John Kerry, Michael Moore, generic off the shelf storylines, new zombie/vampire movies, special effects (for the most part), inconsistent CGI in sequels (Matrix), when my dog farts nasty funk and it wakes me up, having my bike stolen, luke warm water, drinking water from foriegn states cause it's nasty, salt water in my eye, poisiness spiders, WNBA, radio rap, radio music in general, fan boys, nerds, people who chew with their mouth open, people who you can hear eating, posers, people with no sense of humor, soy sauce that's sweet - it's supopsed to be salty, when foriegn people come and say America is stupid, holes in my socks, forgetting deoderant in the morning and thinking your pits are brewing steam all day, the zit that says Hi from the middle of your face, razor bumps, ear wax that falls in your ear and you can feel it even though you were just sitting there and you cleaned them, morning breathe, my car, my cars burnt out light, my cars not working back two doors, my cars slowly dieing window buttons that roll my window up extra slow, spiders, no bars on my cellphone when I'm in a garage, roaming with my phone when I'm not "roaming," happy people that are faking it, hippies, chicks with hair pits, bad breathe, yellow teeth, smoking cause it makes me want to start again, being hung over, waking up in someones bathroom after a night of hard drinking, whiskey and coke cause it taste too good, getting drunk and smoking and telling everyone when the last time it was that you smoked and how it's OK this time, fabric softener in with my clothes - I like them stiff so that they make cracking sounds when I walk, when animals die in movies (except The Thing), the movie The Swamp Thing, a knowingly weak attempt, etc, etc, etc.
Have a nice day,
PimpDaShizzle