My dad looked like Sean Connery, so who knows, a couple of years down the road?
Johnny Depp is cool, one of my favourite actors, don't share his taste in women though, he's too fond of skinny chicks.
Me I'm more of a Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek kinda guy.
Hey who needs looks, I've got bags of personality!!!( and a cool accent to boot!)
More arm pit than Brad Pitt!
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Hey Pepe, would you say I have a plethora of presents?


Toga, toga, toga......


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?