Looking for some REAL laughably bad movies

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Lol is their really a movie called Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader. Oh I got to see this one.
Indeed there is. I have a copy on VHS. From the list I left, I also have:

Death Race 2000 (which I adore)
Frogs
Squirm
Leeches
Kingdom Of The Spiders (I quite like this too )



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Death Race 2000 shouldn't be on the list. It's a good B movie, not a bad one.

Which one are we talking about, the remake or the original?

Okay, I checked out the reviews for the remake and I assume thats the laughable one.



No, I meant the original and I can think of plenty of people who consider it a 'bad' movie and laughably bad. As I said, personally, I love and adore it. The remake isn't a good film, but it's not a terrible action movie, just not a good one.



The badly improvised, and stoner-inspired, Strange Wilderness.



Alright, I found a clip of Drunken Wu Tang, and after seeing the DVD the site is recommending for it... this DVD might be the real deal, so I'll give another shot at trying to buy it. Anyway, take a look:

Drunken Wu Tang Clip.
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Also... if one asks for context on the clip itself that I linked to... there is not "context"... what you see right there is pretty much what you get throughout the entire friggen movie...

Isn't that right Wu Tang rat man?



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Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
It looks like a kung fu version of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

I've always had a soft spot for The Creeping Terror as the worst film I've ever seen; at least the worst English-language film I've ever seen...



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Le Bete aka The Beast (1975). Very hard to discribe. Lets just say it's a mixture of fairy tale soft porn with extemely bad taste and tons of oh! my god laugh outloud scenes.



Marabunta... It's that bad, you can't even see clips of it on YouTube.



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Wheels of Terror.

Stock bad guy, cliche lines and just very stupid characters.

The plot is about this dusty black car that goes around kidnapping and killing girls from the middle school. I say car because you never see who is driving it, not even at the end.

Just to give you an idea of how stupid the people in this movie are...

Half way through the movie, two girls have been kidnapped, one of them was found alive, but basically insane, the other was found dead. The whole town panicing, yet you see the black car just sitting in front of the school, no police around or anything. Kids and Parents alike just walk by it. SURELY the main protaginist of the movie (who is a bus driver and whose daughter had escaped several kidnapping attempts by the car) would have given everyone a discription of the vehicle? A black car covered in dust with no plates is not hard to miss.

Even when she goes to the town meeting about the whole situation the Police Chief doesn't believe her saying they have not heard any reports about a car like that in the area. Hello?!?!? Its been parked in front of the school every day!!

Seriously if this were a real town, you could walk into a bank unmasked, rob it and walk out and no one would even remembering you being there, not even the victims.



Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.
I've never seen The Creeping Terror... but from the glance I had of it... its friggen genius. Truly a B-movie ahead of its time.
It's just as ahead of its time as it is behind its time. In fact, yes, it has no time. It just somehow indescribably IS.



One of my all time favorites, (I just checked on the same site), is finally out now on a double feature! Uninvited!


I used to hold, among other things, movie nights at my house, and I always reserved a B-movie nights now and again. So I was exposed to it there not knowing what to expect. In fact, I think I even heard of this movie to begin with from this site. Regardless, I bought its old transfer on VHS, but now that they've got it on DVD, I'm sold.



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Very bad movie, but watchable because as you would expect from its director, all the girls are showing their ample cleavage.