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ahhm mon dieu-- mon cher........mon petit chou chou.....je ne parle pas allemagne.....maid je parle bien francais, mais ca fait quelques ans que je l'etude..........et tu parle bien l'allemagne! je devois (?) dire que c'est tres tres SEXY BABY.......n'arrete jamais!!!! (that's don't ever stop!!)

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on dance seul, on dance seul.....

Uh...huh...I hate not being able to understand what someone is saying.

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

I think you just called me a cabbage... but I can't be sure...

I ran it through a rough translator, and yeah, she used the word "cabbage" at least once.

yeah...it's a term of endearment....mon petit chou chou..means my little cabbage..don't ask me wha is so endearing about cabbages, and don't ask me what it is about Toose.....just trust me on this.
i have a hilarious story from when i lived in france for a year of school (college junior year abroad). i was sitting at the dinner table with my french family (the Bonans) and they spoke no english except for things like "superman" "hotdog", and "al capone - bang bang"(...to be said with a heavy french accent).....anyway, the topic of "ketchup" came up and i was trying to tell them why americans use it so much...i was telling them what ketchup is made of and i said "oh, il y a du sucre (there's sugar), et des tomates (and tomatoes) ........and i had to take a stab at the next word so i said "et des PRESERVATIFS (and preservatives)........my french mother gasped and said "oh no patti....no no no..!!". what i had said was "profilactics!
so yeah, sure, ketchup is made of sugar, tomatoes and condoms!!!!! such foot in the mouth errors abound when you are learning a second language!!

You're right Patti, that is hilarious!!!

Okay.

#1. What did you say to patti?

#2. What did you say to me?

#3. T is dead.

#4. Spud, I know where you live.

I didn't say nothin'!

You callin' Toose a liar?

Yes, absolutely. Don't trust cattle.

Cause they carry diseases.

I have Mad Cow Disease

Is that infectious?

Notice how in my avatar, Betty Boop has her legs together?

Ummm if I really had it I'd be kinda dead right now. I was trying to be punny....


Betty can relax the thighs now.

I don't think it's even technically possible to get any more off-topic.

Sorry TWT.

I sent you a picture of my friend's donkey though.

you helped it go there too...


* trying to divert attention from herself*