Help.. funny quotes needed....

ok Mo-Fo's,
I decorated for Halloween in the store today, and in the door way I have this dracula guy pointing into the store. I need to have a saying or something like in a quote bubble.. but I am coming up blank...

some ideas so far were:

• "and you think I suck...." pointing to movies
• "and you think I suck...." pointing to Gina (lol.. personal favorite)
• our employees suck so your movies wont have to.
• Our prices will BLEED you dry... LOL
• I suck so your movies dont have to
• "the only thing sucking 'round here.. is ME! bwa ha ha"
• we could dress him in a blockbuster uniform and put something like guess who sucks most

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And what do I get if I win?

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"Our movies suck....BLOOD!"

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Let's see...

"Sucking is what we do best" - can be taken too many different ways, so maybe not...
"There are far worse things out there than me, they all work at blockbuster"

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

it definatly needs to have something about sucking.
maybe, "i want to suck your wallet."
i can't think of anything thats not corny

Yes you can, and I quote:

i'm feeling picked on.

Yes.... feel Gummly's picking....

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"For a Suck-cessful and Bloody good night in...rent one of our Killer flicks tonight!"

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aaaaa Jonny I dig it.

Jonny Goodboy
very good, and it has sucking in it!

Glad you like it...let us know what you finally plump for.