Does being in the library make you horny?

Ooooooooooooh matron!
If there is a double entendre in there, I'll find it. Even if there isn't, I'll make it sound like one.
Bad Darth, take the red pill.........all is well, be calm.......

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Hey Pepe, would you say I have a plethora of presents?


Toga, toga, toga......


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Sounds like a nice way to spend an afternoon.

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

Oink!



*whimper*

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Have I mentioned that I find pigs adorable?
Look at this face:

awwww!!

Aww looks good enough to eat

Hmmmmmmmmm, bacon sandwich!!!
And this little piggy went weeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way into my frying pan!

Don't ruin the good pan with pig's wee! You have to use a non-stick frying pan.

some said my ex looked like a librarian, and well, i loved her sshhh, and yes, there are many times pretty girls to look at, so yes it makes me... romantic, since i'm more the type to get romantic than horny.

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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

Now that's a true scot speaking......although I like my bacon sandwiches to have HP Sauce on them.....

Wonder what a true traditional scottish person is like....*strokes ginger beard and puts on kilt*

oh ***** oh *****, someone said HP sauce............................................

i miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss it, i want it, i'm hungry, *****, i'm leaving work, i have to eat, where's the kitchen? i'm goin' wanna eat, yummy, miam miam, whatever............

who said HP?

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry...................

poor frog......



I'll make you a nice sandwich....

thanx, gura mie ayd and etc etc... better than in a library, truth be said!

Damn!

Now I want some HP sauce. I want my taste buds back to life again!
What the yank is HP sauce and do you pour this on librarians?

Yours in mine.

Mr. Last

we all scream for HP sauce, i see...

You mean when my girlfriend says I am very romantic she is not telling me she is horny? I need to rethink this.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

yep you do

Even when she whispers no in that ooh la-la sexy romantic way... it still means no. Or she's a cool little freak that wants you to take and dominate the meat and potatoes and rip those Hanes her way right off the body.



I don't know... flip an enchanted coin!

Okay I tried this and it kept coming up tails no matter what I asked it.

So... you were looking for head?

you guys...................