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Why do women pay with checks?
Do you know how annoying it is when they stand there and wait til the cashier tells them the total before they take out their checkbook, look for a pen, then fill everything out? Then, they wait around like a dunce like the cashier isn't going to ask them for I.D. Wtf??

If you're going to pay by check do all that while the cashier is ringing up your stuff. You can even fill in the check with everything but the amount. Sign it and write the date and name of the store even. Do a little Memo. Write in the back so you don't forget what you spent it on. And take out you f-ing I.D.! If they don't want it they'll hand it back.

Women say checks are better because by the time the check clears the money will be in the bank. Okay, that's good. If you get paid on Friday why the f* are you wrting a check on Saturday? You've got money in the bank beotch. Use cash. Writing a check the day before payday is ok but the rest of the week you should give the world a break. We don't like waiting in the checkout line. Spend two hours buying shampoo if you want, I don't care. But when you get in the checkout line hurry the f* up!

Thank you.



****in' women. I hate 'em. Why don't they all get on ships and go back where they came from?

You know what I hate? Their soft bodies, sweet lips, when they say, "I love you", when their very presence makes me smile and feel whole.

****in' women.
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Have you ever stood in the checkout line behind a woman with a checkbook when you had to pee really bad?

I think not.



Usually, it's the grannies that slow me down. Cattleprods are amazingly effective in those circumstances though.



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ya the Grannies are very frustrating. I mean walkers! WHATS UP WITH THOSE?!
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you could always switch to another register, it's true that it's quite frustrating though.