Now we're talking.
I was in a bike shop the other day looking at some really good chains for children bicycles. You know the kind that people who steal children bicycles put on their children bicycles after they steal them so no one steals them back. Got to watch out for the other children bicycle snatchers.
You can't steal
children bicycles just like that! Just imagine how would you feel if someone stole your
child bicycle. If somebody stole my
child bicycle I have in my basement, I'd call the cops and tell them: "My precious
child bicycle was stolen from me by some perverted
child bicycle thief.". You see, I like my
children bicycles only for me. I'm not sharing them with anybody else!
I wouldn't know. I don't have a child of my own. I only have the young girls I steal from other people. But mostly I just daydream about having a dirty young Arya in my basement. My whole apartment is a basment so... Having her in my basement IS having her in my room. Unless I lock her in the bathroom...
She'll probably lock herself in the bathroom and call me a liar for not having the ice cream I promised, and for not letting her see her parents after she behaved well like I promised.
"But Arya, you're parents are dead remember."
"I'm not Arya, I'm Maisie Williams, and I want to go home!"
"But then I'll go to prison. No, it's better if you just stay in the bathroom until you're hungry and decide to come out."
Yup, that's how it'll happen... Too bad she's 18 now... Well, I could always get a 12-year-old that looks like her and make her wear an Arya costume.
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