Guilty Or Not Guilty

guilty.

ever ate dog food?

Not guilty
Ever eat dog ?

Hot dogs, but otherwise, not guilty.

Did you ever take something out of the garbage and eat it?

Guilty, but only if it was in a wrapper and not touching anything, AND I know exactly where it came from, and I saw it go into the trash.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon-light?

Not Guilty

Have you ever been a sacrifice?

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Guilty..and lived to tell the tale!

Ever sat on a favorite CD or DVD and broke it?

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"The dog is the god of frolic." ~ Beecher

"Exit, pursued by a bear." ~

Not Guilty (broke a few cases though)

Ever farted and blamed the dog?

Not guilty.

Ever pee your pants in public? (Even as a kid, in a school play or something)

I'm sure I did, but I can't remember doing it. Certainly not after the age of 4. So, I'm going to go...

Not Guilty

Ever been to a stripclub?

Not Guilty.

Ever try to pole-dance?

guilty


Have you ever gone to a club/bar, and fallen down while dancing crazily?

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Stop right there Gaara.....Of The Funk! ch...ch...ch...ch...GAARA OF THE FUNK! me: Oh dear god! The cuteness! *Has a heart attack from the level of cuteness.*

lol. not guilty.
ever envied sme1 cos they are distanced?

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Not guilty.

Ever accidentally tape or record over a favorite song or movie?

Guilty (and not just of doing it to my own stuff )

Ever made a parachute jump?

I wish! Not guilty.

Ever fly a plane by yourself?

Well, technically I "flew" the plane by myself, but my wife (the pilot) was with me.

Ever fall out of or off a car?

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Off a car...guilty.

Ever get your foot run over by a car?

Not Guilty

Ever crossed the road and then wondered/forgotten why?

Guilty.

Where I was working, this girl was talking about learning to sky jump with her boyfriend. She kept talking about how she was instructed how to land or otherwise you could break a leg. She comes to work with a cast on her leg and she says as soon as it heals she's gonna try again. So my question is:

Did you ever do something that caused you to be hurt bad and you deliberately did it again?

Guilty... Unless you don't include getting your heart broken, if that's the case...

Not Guilty

Has a bird ever pooed on you?