Worst Movie Ever....

Worst movie ever... really that's pretty damned hard to judge b/c 1.) I try to stay away from those movies and 2.) There have been sooooo many really bad horror movies that NOBODY has ever seen.

The first movie that pops into my head is actually Highlander 2: The Quickening. I think one of the things that makes this movie so bad is that it really had a pretty cool predecessor that really didn't leave a lot of room for a sequel. Anytime they make a sequel to a good movie they are opening up a can of worms that is best left closed b/c of the exectations the moviegoers will have.

One other random note... why is it that the sciene in sci/fi flicks is so often ignored. It just doesn't make much sense

I saw Turbulance 3 on tv the other night. I could not stop laughing at how horrible this was. I mean, its a B movie at best but even as that its just HORRIBLE. But funny horrible. Where you watch just to laugh your butt off. Even thinking about it now I want to laugh.

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Didn't even know there was a Turbulence 3.

Knew there was a Turbulence 2 cause I remember shaking my head at it saying...Why oh why!?

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Come to think of it, Mission To Mars was pretty rancid.

But at least it delivered in the "unintended laughs" department.

Not even unintentional laughs in that movie. I found it simply boring.

Amen to that! Oh my goodness...I'm embarrassed that I EVER even saw it. Blech!

Battlefield Earth

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A movie so bad, it makes people shivver when they hear it's name uttered...

A couple more stinkers on which I spent my hard earned money:

Mary Reilly - the star power of this flick was a cinematic Rubik's Cube. On one hand you had Julia Roberts.
On the other you had John Malkovich, who is usually quite riveting. He was only okay and the movie stunk big time.



Broken Arrow - this had John Woo directing. However, Travolta was in it. I just can't stand Travolta. It didn't matter. Even the action sequences were uninspired and completely lame. This movie would have sucked with Thornton and DeNiro. Well, maybe .

Yeah, I know what you mean. Terrible movie all over

Man, oh man. It was sooo bad. Its about a Rock star (Marilyn Manson type), who has his last concert in a plane. LOL There is a whole part of the plane empty for a stage and stuff. Then a "hacker" cuts in to a live feed they are showing pay per view and him and an FBI igent on the ground find out someone is posing as the singer of the band, and then he takes over the plane.

ANyways, over the course the hacker finally gets into contact with the real singer because they locked him in a communication area. (Perfect huh?). And then he has to land the plane and the hacker on the ground helps him from his home computer running a flight simulater LMFAO!!!!!!!

I recommend renting it to laugh!

How ironic....

Turbulence 3 is on right now on Actionmax (cinemax channel).

How about Leonard part 6? UGH.

Some close calls are: Spice World, Jaws 3-D and Rocky V.

Omigoodness....Spice World...ouch.

Anyone see "Gone Fishin'" with Danny Glover and Joe Pesci?
Didn't think so.

Yes I did and I'm a sucker for Danny Glover and Joe Pesci.

The Light and the wrench was so frinkin funny it had me on the ground.


Cheers

Pearl Harbor.

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Death to Smoochy is my most anticipated movie of 2002.

Pearl Harbor 183 mins. 2001
05/27/01 D+

Director Michael Bay Cast Ben Affleck,Josh Hartnett,Kate Beckinsale,Cuba Gooding Jr.Alec Baldwin,Jon Voight,Tom Sizemore,Dan Akyroyd

If you really like it that much you should watch TORA ! TORA ! TORA ! which sticks to the facts and has no phony 3 way love story.
I'd give the battle sequence most of the credit, I also enjoy Cuba but there's something about the whole love tri-angle thing that went on for way too long. It was like the incident at Pearl Harbour came second to this amazing love affair in my head I was like isn't this movie called
P E A R L H A R B O U R

but that didn't happen till 2/3 into the movie. if you guys like it it's all good but if you want to know how it happened rent Tora and than rent Midway to see the aftermath of what the american's did to the Japenese's in the pacific.



what Pearl Harbour adds up to is a bad movie but not they ab-so-lute worse ever