Enter Your Plea

A> Innocent.

Q> Ever get bit by an animal, then bit it back?

No.... but one has bit me, and I punched it....


Drive drunk?

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Does stoned count? If so then yes to both?

Have you ever watched animals do it?

Guilty................I think most people have, haven't they

Have you ever eaten a fly

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Why, oh why would I swallow a fly? (they dont taste so good ) ..erm...INNOCENT, I promise.

ever ignored your mother?

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something witty goes here......

I wouldn't be posting this right now if I did.


I just had to share this: A while back, I took a trip to the zoo, and had the unfortunate pleasure of watching two Great Galapagos Tortoises bump uglies. It was surreal, to say the least.

Anyway, have you ever been caught trying to tilt a vending machine because your candy bar got stuck on the metal swirl-thing?

Of course. Shamelessly, I might add.

Ever littered in a nature park?

innocent, i think, don't remember it anyway

ever mess around with someone who was wasted?

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Probably...

Ever bought a sex toy?

Innocent.


Ever deliberatly crash someones computer?

A> Innocent.

Q> Ever stolen someones computer??

Innocent

Ever stolen anything

guilty

ever steal a canoe? (i've seen it happen)

I like to think of it as "borrowed."

Ever gotten "free" cable?

Innocent.

Ever eaten dog food?

Innocent. Although I did hand my brother the can so he could "test it out." I have it on good authority that its pretty bland. And hey--Mel Gibson ate in The Road Warrior, so hey...

Ever run away from home?

Innocent


Ever kill someones pet?

innocent, although i was blamed for a dead fish

ever use a fake ID

Innocent

Ever lied about hating a soapy

Innocent

Ever taken more than one "free sample"

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