Minions misled bed thread

I'm sure there's plenty more but I'll think of what I can.

I woke up in somebody's car about a block from my house.

I woke up tied with rope to the railing in front of my apartment building.

I woke up in my car many times.

I woke up in the bathroom of a Chinese restaurant with 3 beers left from a case.

I woke up in the hallway many times in 3 apartment buildings I lived in.

I woke up laying on a stone wall in downtown Boston.

I wole up in the park a few times.

I woke up in a jail cell a few times.

I woke up in many different houses/beds without knowing how I got there.

I know I'm forgetting many as this used to happen multiple times weekly.

Hell yeah - nice time!!!

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

After dreaming I ate a giant marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was missing

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I woke up once (just the other day actually) with three women in my bed. It sucked because I was on the floor with a teddy bear in my arms... ;( I am not lying - scouts honor n ****.

I remember another misled bed moment...

Woke in a bath tub. Yeah not THAT weird right, but the bathtub was on a stage. Was my college days and I was dating a drama student, had to have something to do with it.

At least I was clothed and there was no audience.

Strange thread...

Well, I wish I had a wet dream every night. There. I've said it.

I woke up in a dungeon this morning.

Was it a dungeon full of kinky dominas?

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.

I once woke up once attached to cables, then this mechanical thing came and unplugged me and flushed me down a tunnel. When I woke up, a black guy wearing sunglasses with no frames told me I was the one.

Then he took me to see this old lady who gave me a cookie.