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i'm SUPER GOOD at Jewel karaoke
1. What is your age?
21

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
gemini

3. What is your geographic location?
the south

4. What is your education level (please choose one):
high school graduate

5. What is your religion?
other

6.What is your political affiliation?
other

7. Your employment:
soon to be full-time
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Originally Posted by Austruck
You could always become a priest . . .



[Note: That was topical, current-event, sociological humor. No hate mail from good Catholics, please.]
sorry, i never could take a joke about catholicism....don't know why i feel so protective really...it's not as if they do me the same favour...



The Adventure Starts Here!
1. What is your age?
45

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Taurus the bull-headed

3. What is your geographic location?
mid-Atlantic state (western Pennsylvania)

4. What is your education level (please choose one):
halfway through a college degree

5. What is your religion?
intolerant Christian zealot (a.k.a. Reformed Christian)

6.What is your political affiliation?
Republican (I like monikers with "Re" in them)

7. Your employment:
freelance proofreading from home; finally seriously starting the writing career



Originally Posted by Austruck
Then I do apologize for the joke. It was just one of those irresistible straight lines you gave me. Didn't mean to offend....
no problem... i just can't really shake the catholicism outta me...*guilt trip*



Arresting your development
1. What is your age?
31 and out of the pull-ups.

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Aquarius or year of The Rabbit depending on the food I shove in my face.

3. What is your geographic location?
My feet have been stuck in the middle of a brew glass ring stain left on the table in the pile of zombies for far too long, (Midwest America).

4. What is your education level (please choose one):
I'm still climbing the levels baby!

5. What is your religion?
I refuse to give in...

God and I will have to deal with this later. She'll just piss me off right now.

6.What is your political affiliation?
A little bit of column A and a little bit of column B. They both have pretty colorful stats and charts.

7. Your employment:
Look mom... it's finally an honest one.
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Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.
Embrace the chaos and sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course.






1. What is your age?
19

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Leo, baby, 0_o

3. What is your geographic location?
England

4. What is your education level?
I'm in my second year at university, and should be revising instead of sitting here.

5. What is your religion?
Atheist

6.What is your political affiliation?
Liberal

7. Your employment:
I occasionally do a thing or two for my dad.



1. What is your age?

24

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Aquarius

3. What is your geographic location?

Northern Ireland - UK

4. What is your education level (please choose one):

Grad.

5. What is your religion?

Born Protestant...now happily agnostic.

6. What is your political affiliation?

......yes.

7. Your employment:

Full time
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What is your age?
18

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Scorpio - October 24 - November 22

What is your geographic location?
England

What is your education level:
In college

What is your religion?
Catholic

What is your political affiliation?
Don’t Give A Damn

Your employment:
Part time
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TOP 100 | "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"



1. What is your age?

I'm 36 years old. I will be 37 on the 3rd of July. *tick tock tick tock tick tock*

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
I'm a dark, and moody Cancer.

3. What is your geographic location?
Southern *Insert twang here*

4. What is your education level? (please choose one):
High school graduate.

5. What is your religion?
Hmmmm???

6. What is your political affiliation?
A Conservative, that at times, just doesn't give a damn.

7. Your employment:
A full-time mother. I actually work over-time.



Put me in your pocket...
Originally Posted by <ETH>èstîñy
7. Your employment:
A full-time mother. I actually work over-time.
How many kids do you have and what are their ages?



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history *is* moralizing
1. What is your age?
a very young 37

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
aquarius with scorpio

3. What is your geographic location?
Europe for now

4. What is your education level:
college graduate

5. What is your religion?
buddhist

6.What is your political affiliation?
anti-colonialist, separatist/federalist, differentialist, ideally for Europe Plato republic's fan, right-wing anarchist

7. Your employment:
free-lance translator, sometimes teacher of languages
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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.



"aquarius with scorpio"? You can't have two you greedy man (or woman, or frog).



Arresting your development
Originally Posted by Alvin
"aquarius with scorpio"? You can't have two you greedy man (or woman, or frog).
Now you just opened the box of stars...




Originally Posted by chicagofrog
i meant the ascendant
0_o



Originally Posted by Aniko
How many kids do you have and what are their ages?
I have three kids.

Boy - Just turned 17.
Boy - About to turn 13.
Girl - Just turned 9.

. . . and yourself?



NOT ACTUALLY BANNED
1. What is your age?
16

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Gemini

3. What is your geographic location?
The South

4. What is your education level (please choose one):
Um...I'm in High School right now.

5. What is your religion?
Christian

6.What is your political affiliation?
Republican

7. Your employment:
Student



I'm answering again, but with some slight changes.



1. What is your age?
25
2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Gemini - May 22 - June 21.
3. What is your geographic location?
England
4. What is your education level?
High school graduate
5. What is your religion?
Agnostic
6. What is your political affiliation?
Other (Used to lean toward Liberal but I'm now more a Greenie. Politics is actually getting worse.)
7. Your employment?
None. (Doing some home studying at the moment.)
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'My mind is full of stars....'



1. What is your age?
Between 0 and 99.

2. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Capricorn, January that is.

3. What is your geographic location?
Northeast United States

4. What is your education level?
High School Graduate

5. What is your religion?
Christian

6. What is your political affiliation?
Conservative Republican

7. Your employment?
"I'm in the market, as it were."
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"Whaddaya mean 'illiterate'?! My mother and father were married right here in the city hall!"
-After The Thin Man