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It's wipe your ass with a free app called swiper
Can Bill Clinton play sax as good as Sgt TCKLEBERRY?
Can Bill Clinton play sax as good as Sgt TCKLEBERRY?
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No idea
If my TV is so "smart", why can't it clean the bathroom for me?
If my TV is so "smart", why can't it clean the bathroom for me?
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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.
I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.
It's smart enough not to admit being smart so you have to clean your bathroom, but it giggles behind your back when you're doing the cleaning😳
Why is a wheelie bin great for growing potatoes in?
Why is a wheelie bin great for growing potatoes in?
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What are you talking about? He is!
What did Homer do to deserve that?
Why doesn't my fridge go out and do my food shopping for me?
Why does my pillow talk?
He hasn't got the accent down.
Why doesn't the stove cool off before the food starts to burn?
Why doesn't the stove cool off before the food starts to burn?
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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
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Because the electric cable stretches from asda to McDonalds.
Why does my fridge have an empty pizza box inside it?
Why does my fridge have an empty pizza box inside it?
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Same reason your body has a full stomach inside it -- not a coincidence.
If cheetahs can't retract their claws, what do their scratching posts look like?
If cheetahs can't retract their claws, what do their scratching posts look like?
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If cheetahs can't retract their claws, what do their scratching posts look like?
Why aren't raspberries called redberries, yet blueberries are named for their color?
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Rasp is a color, just like huckle and dingle.
Who would wear the pearls that come from Rocky Mountain oysters?
Who would wear the pearls that come from Rocky Mountain oysters?
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Bullwinkle, Bull Durham, the entire cast of Bull the TV show.
Why don't Strawberries taste like Straw.
Why don't Strawberries taste like Straw.
Because fruit is a state of mind.
Is Buddha in Heaven too?
Is Buddha in Heaven too?
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A man's got to know his limitations.
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2s company 3s more fun!! 
Why doesn't the sun wear a hat yet in the song it says The Sun Has Got its Hat On??
Why doesn't the sun wear a hat yet in the song it says The Sun Has Got its Hat On??
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