Kong's Songs

Kong plans on taking the world by storm as the first giant simian rapper. Here Kong will display his newest "jams" for your enjoyment. Please, feel free to critique them as well.

Bananas

I say "Banan", you say "as"
Banan
Banan

Kong came home from kollege one day
Had some yogurt, it was yoplait
went to the mail box to get some mail
and stepped in doggy doo...Aww hell

Banan
Banan

Kong broke a mirror, that's seven years bad luck
Kong knows some yiddish like "chutzpah", and "schmuck"
Kong was driving his kar, listening to a tune
when some dumb teen kid gave Kong the moon
So Kong replied by offering his finger
the kid tried choking Kong with a koat hanger
Why did Kong agree to give this moron a ride?
Kong kicked his as right out of the passenger side

Banan
Banan

Dingbat

Ever heard "The King Kong Song" with Abba?

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

In Hong Kong with King Kong

I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
We were up all night.... with a bong
We were up all night.... writing a song.
We were up all night.........

I took him to the grocery store
We bought some good ole bananas
I took him to Suki Yu's house
Then we left for Hannah's

Kong likes to be creative
He likes to destroy things old
Kong likes to dance with the bees
He stomps them into the mold

I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
I was in HONG KONG..... with King Kong
Writing this song.......
Writing this song.......

And now we're dancing
dancing
dancing
And now we're dancing
dancing
dancing
At Suki Yu's house
Yu's house
Yu's house
To the King Kong song

I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
I was in Hong Kong with King Kong

But guess where I'm at now?
I am home.
I am home...............................

(rap)
Swingin' on a banana tree
Feeling like I'm very free
Drinking this incredible tea
Which causes me to pee

Acting like I'm only three
Bet you'd like to look at me
Breaking my only good knee
What a sight for you to see!

I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
I was in Hong Kong with King Kong
I was in Hong Kong.......

Hey, King Kong!

(tree limb breaks)
(King Kong goes falling, screaming)
(King Kong dies)

King Kong's gonna be buried in Hong Kong
What a sad day for me
I'm going back to Hong Kong
to be with King Kong

Kong has a way with verse.


I love Kong, be it known to all of you... welll.... schmucks.

Or the classic:

"Hey, won't you play
Another... somebody done sombody
Kong song,
and make me feel at home,
while I miss my baby,
while I miss my baby."

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I have been formatted to fit this screen.

r66-The member who always asks WHY?

Took me a second... but I got it...


Bravo R66!

"I'm long, and I'm Kong
and I'm down to get the friction on."


by


SirKongAlot

OMG Sir Toose! I'm glad you got that!!

You are now a friend for life!

I thought that was a given


A real hurtin' (KONG) song about a love that's gone wrong
'cause I don't want to cry all alone

It is a given, just thought I'd remind you that's all.

Reminded and remembered.

We should talk about that word sometime... 'remembered'.

Think about it.




I was scared to death, BTW, the first time I saw the Fog. Great movie.

Please Children, Don't Do Crack

(Spoken over a dope beat. [get it?]) Kong would like to rhyme a jimmy jammy jamma jam for all the kids.

(Rapping begins)

Kong grew up in the jungle where it was hard to ahead
where the day to day struggle left other Kongs dead
but Kong kept in bananas and stayed away from the dope
Kept his eyes on the prize and never gave up hope

Forget it
Kong is bored with these message songs the execs make him do
they can go *bleep* until they *bleep* *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep* too

(Woman shouts) FUNKY TIME!!!

Get up and shake the booty for Kong
Yeah Kongette shake it all night long
Your wavy blonde hair and strongy furry body
gets Kong's mind racing, more than any other hottie

We can go back to Kongs tree
turn the lights down low
Keep the neighbors up till three
as we go, go, go

What do you say
Ouch!
What was that for?
Oh yeah?
Well...w..w.w..well....YOUR UGLY!
uh,...uh, SO WHAT!
Really?
(gasp)

(sobbing begins and song fades out)

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.


You rule, whoever you are.

Kong is Kong.

and all the women screamed.......

Kong Kong...............Kong in a thong
Kong Kong.................Kong in a thong

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~ Nikki ~

"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......

Kong Fu

Kong likes doughnuts
but not coconuts
if you saw Enough did you hate the line 'bout lug nuts?
Why is Scrubs such a bad tv show?
Where did Kong learn to flow?
Why do Bruckheimer films always overload on the slow-mo?

Kong can do the robot better than Number 5
or get honey better than a bear from out the bee hive
Kong can do Kong-Fu better than Bruce Lee
smash him on the head and kick him in the knee

KONG KONG KONG KONG
What a beautiful name!
KONG KONG KONG KONG
everyone will tell you the same.

Kong doesn't wear clothes on Tuesday's
that's Kong's naked day
Typing at Mofo buck naked's the best way
to say anything you got to say

seriously, strip, and get nude
Whoa Whoa whoa (music stops) Yoda...please, not you dude
(music starts again) that was disgusting
what was that green shrivled mass?
and was that Smuckers dribbling from out Yoda's ***?

Kong is too grossed out to continue. (music abruptly stops)