IMDB Assimilation

Well, I'll take your word for it but I was hoping you were.

But wHo am I to tell you that you are wrong in that assessment? In your own wordsm I have no real MoFo history, I'm a nobody.

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All I know is you saw a UFO.

I'm never sure if I want to kiss Batman or punch him in the face, but I do love him.

That's good.

Punch him in the face. Take out that all cats are jerks hostility. Hit him hard, cat.

Either that or my dad and I were smoking some really heavy sh*t that day... then again so were all the people there...


OH MY GOD!!! I WAS AT A HIPPY REVIVAL!!!

At this point, not trying to, "mate"

Kind of over the whole "Wah!! stop saying mean things back!!" BS.

Pretty much me right now trying to work out how we got onto Batman

OK dont wanna make this kulcha clash tl;dr. I'll make it short and you dont hve to read. I gave Yoda an analogy of my experience with being an expat in Japn so I'll stick with another japanese analogy.

A uni student and I were discussing 'gaijin' learning japanese business culture. He said Japan is traditionally a rice cultivating culture. Change a farming method and you can all starve to death. The west is hunter gatherer culture. Fossick around for berries then go spear a woolly mammoth. Change the tool and no probs, get your old tool back and carry on. When the two cultures merge they have a period of learning what works best to keep everyone fed and happy.

*cue harps from heaven*. I'm so clever.

I have no idea what that means, mate.

ALL TEH FEELS RIGHT NOW...

Didn't read.

Hmmmm...wonder how.


(my work here is done!)

HEY MATE!!!!

You're OUR nobody!

Crikey, you lil dev, you. MATE!!!

Where were you when I needed you
Well you could not be found
What can I do, oh I believed in you
You're running me around
Well you can take it as a warning
Or take it anyway you like
It's the lightning, not the thunder
You never know where it's gonna strike
Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh
Our love's in jeopardy, baby, ooh