I pretty much agree with everything you say, Holden, in the opening paragraph, except that when I saw D.B. Cooper at a sneak preview, I liked it. I think I've only seen it once since though and that was over 20 years ago. Williams and Laura Dern were a superb team in that scene in Smooth Talk, especially where he literally performs the title and tries to get her to open that screen door. He could have just kicked down the door, but then he wouldn't have been so smooth or so scary.
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