Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

This movie is awful -- and yet, strangely ahead of its time by a few years.

Angela the goth girl has become Angela the slutty goth girl. She's whipping all around the floor while the flashing party light flashes on her as a song called "Stigmata" plays. It's quite a scene.

What is the point of this movie?!

Angela just bit off the fat guy's... lip... or something.

Is this an Evil Dead copycat?

I'm about to give up on this. Frankly, I feel like "Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries" is a bad idea.

Now the slutty demon just revealed her breasts for no reason.

Oh my god, I think the Asian girl might actually be the one who has sex in the coffin. She's standing beside it.

Lipstick is being traced around a breast.

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What's the point in hiding your lipstick inside your boob?

Slutty demon girl with lipstick in her breast just unzipped a guy's pants.

A guy just freaked out because Angela showed him her hands, which was warming in the fireplace -- her hands are on fire and burning away, flames at her fingertips. It actually made me laugh -- the guy's reaction face.

The black pirate is still hiding in the car.

Black pirate guy freaked out when a dead white woman appeared on the windshield of the car.

Slutty demon chick is undressing.

She's raising up her skirt and showing the audience at home her vulva.

That's obviously Linnea Quigley, then.

And she just gouged out a guy's eyes while having sex with him.

WOW. The Asian girl IS having sex in the coffin. She's bared her breasts, as well.

Well, that didn't last long -- Asian girl is dead now. Head twisted.